YOU SAID:

so today i rode the donkey on the street and the bus driver got mad at me for not brining a cactus

INTO JAPANESE

だから今日私は通りでロバに乗った、そしてバスの運転手はサボテンを持っていなかったので私に腹を立てた

BACK INTO ENGLISH

So today I got on a donkey on the street, and the bus driver got angry with me because he didn't have a cactus

INTO JAPANESE

それで今日私は通りでロバに乗りました、そしてバスの運転手は彼がサボテンを持っていなかったので私に腹を立てました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

So today I got on a donkey on the street, and the bus driver got angry with me because he didn't have a cactus