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So today I realized that I am a stupid idiot who decides to stub his toe on a chair, I was in a lot of pain so I jumped off a roof and now I'm chilling in Heaven

INTO JAPANESE

だから今日、私は椅子に彼のつま先を刺すことを決めた愚かなバカであることに気づいた、私は多くの痛みを抱えていたので、私は屋根から飛び降りて、今、私は天国で寒いです

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So today I realized I was a stupid idiot who decided to stick his toe in a chair, I jumped off the roof because I was in a lot of pain and now I'm cold in heaven

INTO JAPANESE

だから今日、私は椅子に彼のつま先を突っ込むことに決めた愚かなバカだと気づいた、私は多くの痛みを抱えていたので、私は屋根から飛び降りたし、今、私は天国で寒いです

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So today I realized I was a stupid idiot who decided to stick his toes in a chair, I jumped off the roof because I had a lot of pain and now I'm cold in heaven

INTO JAPANESE

だから今日、私は椅子に彼のつま先を突き刺すことを決めた愚かなバカだと気づいた、私は多くの痛みを持っていたので、私は屋根から飛び降りたし、今、私は天国で寒いです

BACK INTO ENGLISH

So today I realized I was a stupid idiot who decided to stick his toes in a chair, I jumped off the roof because I had a lot of pain and now I'm cold in heaven