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so today at lunch the cat ate jon and then jon ate cat so i slept as the cat so jon was me and he is me so please fix him now. Hes to big to stink out

INTO JAPANESE

今日は昼食時に猫がジョンを食べ、それからジョンが猫を食べました。彼は悪臭を放つために大きい

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Today, the cat ate John at lunch, and then John ate the cat. He is great to stink

INTO JAPANESE

今日、猫は昼食時にジョンを食べ、それからジョンは猫を食べました。彼は悪臭を放つのが素晴らしい

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Today, the cat ate John at lunch, and then John ate the cat. He stinks great

INTO JAPANESE

今日、猫は昼食時にジョンを食べ、それからジョンは猫を食べました。彼は素晴らしい悪臭を放つ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Today, the cat ate John at lunch, and then John ate the cat. He has a great stink

INTO JAPANESE

今日、猫は昼食時にジョンを食べ、それからジョンは猫を食べました。彼は大きな悪臭を放つ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Today, the cat ate John at lunch, and then John ate the cat. He stinks

INTO JAPANESE

今日、猫は昼食時にジョンを食べ、それからジョンは猫を食べました。彼は悪臭を放つ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Today, the cat ate John at lunch, and then John ate the cat. He stinks