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so today at lunch the ca tate jon and then jon ate cat so i slept as the cat so jon was me and he is me so please fix him now. Hes to big to stink out

INTO JAPANESE

今日は昼食でキャテート・ジョンとジョンが猫を食べたので、私は猫として寝ました。彼は悪臭を放つために大きい

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I slept as a cat because Catate John and John ate a cat for lunch today. He is great to stink

INTO JAPANESE

Catate JohnとJohnは今日の昼食に猫を食べたので、私は猫として寝ました。彼は悪臭を放つのが素晴らしい

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Catate John and John ate a cat for lunch today, so I slept as a cat. He stinks great

INTO JAPANESE

Catate JohnとJohnは今日の昼食に猫を食べたので、私は猫として寝ました。彼は素晴らしい悪臭を放つ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Catate John and John ate a cat for lunch today, so I slept as a cat. He has a great stink

INTO JAPANESE

Catate JohnとJohnは今日の昼食に猫を食べたので、私は猫として寝ました。彼は大きな悪臭を放つ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Catate John and John ate a cat for lunch today, so I slept as a cat. He stinks

INTO JAPANESE

Catate JohnとJohnは今日の昼食に猫を食べたので、私は猫として寝ました。彼は悪臭を放つ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Catate John and John ate a cat for lunch today, so I slept as a cat. He stinks