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YOU SAID:
So, there was a small kid, about eight or nine, who fell off a swing and splintered his arm. Fun!
INTO JAPANESE
だから、8 または 9、について、ブランコから落ちた、彼の腕を裂いた人小さい子供があった。楽しい!
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