YOU SAID:

So one day I went to the store buy a fidget spinner and some potatos. And when I left the store there was a man filming me. I instantly attacked him and killed him.

INTO JAPANESE

だから、店に行って 1 日はスピナーといくつかのジャガイモそわそわを購入します。私は人の私を撮影があった店を出た。私は即座に彼を攻撃して彼を殺害しました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

So, go to the store one day Spinner and some potatoes will buy Twitter. I left the store I had taken. I was instantly attacked him and killed him.