YOU SAID:
so my fork died then my chair lost its job and then i flushed the toilet
INTO JAPANESE
フォークが死んで椅子が機能しなくなってトイレを洗い流した
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The fork died and the chair stopped working and washed the toilet
INTO JAPANESE
フォークが死んで椅子が動かなくなりトイレを洗った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The fork died and the chair got stuck and washed the toilet
INTO JAPANESE
フォークが死んで椅子が動かなくなってトイレを洗った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The fork died and the chair got stuck and washed the toilet
You've done this before, haven't you.