YOU SAID:

So my cat just died on my desk so i ate its raw dead corpse, yum!

INTO JAPANESE

だから私の猫は机の上で死んだので、生の死んだ死体、yumを食べました！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

So my cat died on the desk and ate a living dead corpse, yum!

INTO JAPANESE

それで私の猫は机の上で死に、生きた死体を食べました、ヤム！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

So my cat died on the desk and ate a living corpse, yam!

INTO JAPANESE

それで私の猫は机の上で死に、生きた死体、ヤムを食べました！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

So my cat died on the desk and ate a living corpse, the yam!

INTO JAPANESE

それで私の猫は机の上で死に、生きた死体であるヤムを食べました！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

So my cat died on the desk and ate a living corpse, the yam!