YOU SAID:
So much wood would a woodchuck chuck as a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood!
INTO JAPANESE
ウッドチャックが木をチャックできるとしたら、ウッドチャックがチャックするのと同じくらい多くの木をウッドチャックがチャックします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If woodchucks could chuck wood, woodchucks would chuck as much wood as woodchucks chuck.
INTO JAPANESE
もしウッドチャックが木をチャックできるなら、ウッドチャックはウッドチャックがチャックするのと同じくらい多くの木をチャックするでしょう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If woodchucks could chuck wood, woodchucks would chuck as much wood as woodchucks chuck.
That's deep, man.