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so i was walking down the road with my shoes except i had no shoes which was weird

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変だった靴がなかった場合を除き私の靴と道を歩いていたので

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Because it had no shoes was funny unless walked my shoes and the way

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靴がなかったので面白いものだった限り、私の靴と道を歩いて

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Inasmuch as it was interesting because it had no shoes, my shoes and the way walk

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靴がない、私の靴と歩き方があったので面白かったようだけれども

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Had my shoes and walking shoes are not, so it seems interesting though

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私の靴を持っていたウォーキング シューズではない、それは興味深いいるようだので、

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Not have had my shoes walking shoes, it's interesting, because it seems to have

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持っていない私の靴はウォーキング シューズ、それは面白い、それは持っているみたいだから

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I don't have shoes, walking shoes, it's funny, because it seems have

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ウォーキング シューズ靴を持っていない、それはおかしい、だが

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Don't have a walking shoe shoes, it's funny, but it's

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ウォーキング靴の靴、それはおかしいが、それを持っていません。

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Walking shoe shoes, doesn't have it, but it's funny.

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ウォーキング靴シューズではありませんが、それはおかしい。

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Is not a walking shoe, it's funny.

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歩いていない、靴、それはおかしい。

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Not the walking shoes, it's funny.

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ないウォーキング シューズ、それはおかしいです。

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No walking shoes, it's funny.

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ウォーキング靴がない、それはおかしいです。

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No walking shoes, it's funny.