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So i was walking down the road, when i beat up a 5 year old because he looked at me funny

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それで私は道を歩いていました、彼が私を面白く見たので私が5歳を殴ったとき

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So I was walking down the road, when I hit 5 years old because he looked at me funny

INTO JAPANESE

それで私は道を歩いていました、彼が私を面白く見たので私が5歳を打ったとき

BACK INTO ENGLISH

So I was walking down the road, when I hit 5 because he looked at me funny

INTO JAPANESE

それで私は道を歩いていました、彼が私を面白く見たので私が5を打ったとき

BACK INTO ENGLISH

So I was walking down the road, when I hit 5 because he looked at me funny