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SO I tried to eat his innards until he turned polka-dotted, but he turned into a koala and ripped my face.

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そこで彼は、水玉になっているが、彼はコアラになって私の顔をリッピングまで彼の内臓を食べる。

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So he is polka dots, but he turned the koala and eat my face ripping through his internal organs.

INTO JAPANESE

だから彼は水玉、しかし、彼はコアラになって彼の内臓をリッピング私の顔を食べる。

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So his spots, but he is to koalas eat his insides ripped my face.

INTO JAPANESE

コアラに彼のスポットが、彼は私の顔を取り込んだ彼の内臓を食べる。

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Koala his spot, but he eats the innards ripped my face to his.

INTO JAPANESE

彼が彼のスポットを食べるコアラ内臓が彼に私の顔を取り込んだ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

He eats his spot koalas guts ripped my face to him.

INTO JAPANESE

彼は彼に私の顔を取り込んだ彼のスポット コアラ内臓を食べる。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

He eats the guts he ripped my face into his spot koalas.

INTO JAPANESE

彼は彼のスポットのコアラに私の顔を取り込んだ彼の内臓を食べる。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

He eats the guts he ripped my face into his spot koalas.