YOU SAID:

so i shat in my dogs mouth today...

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だから私は今日私の犬の口の中で粉々.

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So I shattered in my dog's mouth today.

INTO JAPANESE

だから今日は犬の口の中で粉々になった。

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So today I was shattered in the dog's mouth.

INTO JAPANESE

だから今日、私は犬の口の中で粉々になりました。

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So today I was shattered in the dog's mouth.