YOU SAID:

So i sat there with her, trying to find the meaning of existence in the foam of my cappuccino as she prattled on about the new popular new sitcom and it's top tier pop references, sipping her iced tea and i desperately wished that she would fall on her straw and stab her brain.

INTO JAPANESE

だから私は彼女と一緒に座って、私のカプチーノの泡の中に存在の意味を見つけようとしていた.彼女のストローと彼女の脳を刺します。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

So I was sitting with her, trying to find the meaning of existence in the foam of my cappuccino... pricking her straw and her brain.

INTO JAPANESE

だから私は彼女と一緒に座って、私のカプチーノの泡の中に存在の意味を見つけようとしていました... 彼女のストローと彼女の脳を刺しました.

BACK INTO ENGLISH

So I was sitting with her, trying to find the meaning of existence in the foam of my cappuccino... pricking her straw and her brain.