YOU SAID:

So i sat there with her, trying to find the meaning of existence in the foam of my cappuccino as she prattled on about the hit new sitcom and it's top tier pop references, sipping her iced tea and i desperately wished that she would fall on her straw and stab her brain.

INTO JAPANESE

だから私は彼女と一緒に座って、私のカプチーノの泡の中に存在の意味を見つけようとしていた.わらと彼女の脳を刺します。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

So I sat with her, trying to find the meaning of existence in the foam of my cappuccino.Straw and prick her brain.

INTO JAPANESE

それで私は彼女と一緒に座って、私のカプチーノの泡の中に存在の意味を見つけようとしました.ストローで彼女の脳を刺しました.

BACK INTO ENGLISH

So I sat down with her and tried to find the meaning of existence in the foam of my cappuccino.I stabbed her brain with a straw.

INTO JAPANESE

それで私は彼女と一緒に座って、私のカプチーノの泡の中に存在の意味を見つけようとしました. 私はストローで彼女の脳を刺しました.

BACK INTO ENGLISH

So I sat down with her and tried to find the meaning of existence in the foam of my cappuccino.

INTO JAPANESE

それで私は彼女と一緒に座って、私のカプチーノの泡の中に存在の意味を見つけようとしました.

BACK INTO ENGLISH

So I sat down with her and tried to find the meaning of existence in the bubbles of my cappuccino.

INTO JAPANESE

それで私は彼女と一緒に座って、私のカプチーノの泡の中に存在の意味を見つけようとしました.

BACK INTO ENGLISH

So I sat down with her and tried to find the meaning of existence in the bubbles of my cappuccino.