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So I said to the horse, why the long face?
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だから私はなぜ長い顔、馬に言ったか。
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So I said why horses a long face?
INTO JAPANESE
だから私は言ったなぜ長い顔を馬か。
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So I said why the long face horse.
INTO JAPANESE
ではなぜ長い顔馬。
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In why is horse face.
INTO JAPANESE
馬の顔は、なぜ。
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The horse's face, why.
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何だって?
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What?
INTO JAPANESE
Quoi?
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What?
You should move to Japan!