YOU SAID:

So, I know what you're thinking. Why is that incredibly handsome hedgehog being chased by a madman with a mustache from the Civil War?

INTO JAPANESE

あなたが何を考えているかわかってる南北戦争で口ひげを持つ狂人に追われているなんて信じられないほどハンサムなヘッジホッグはなぜ？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I know what you're thinking. I can't believe you're being chased by a madman with a mustache in the Civil War. Why is that such a handsome hedgehog?

INTO JAPANESE

何を考えてるか分かってる南北戦争で髭を生やした狂人に追われるなんて信じられないなんでこんなハンサムな生垣なんだ？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I know what you're thinking. I can't believe you're being chased by a madman with a beard in the Civil War. Why is he such a handsome hedge?

INTO JAPANESE

何を考えてるか分かってる南北戦争で髭を生やした狂人に追われるなんて信じられないなぜ彼はそんなにハンサムな生垣なのか。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I know what you're thinking. I can't believe you're being chased by a bearded lunatic in the Civil War. Why is he such a handsome hedgehog?

INTO JAPANESE

何を考えてるか分かってる南北戦争で髭を生やした狂人に追われるなんて信じられないなんでこんなにハンサムなヤツなんだ？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I know what you're thinking. I can't believe you're being chased by a madman with a beard in the Civil War. Why is he so handsome?

INTO JAPANESE

何を考えてるか分かってる南北戦争で髭を生やした狂人に追われるなんて信じられないなぜそんなにハンサムなの？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I know what you're thinking. I can't believe you're being chased by a madman with a beard in the Civil War. Why are you so handsome?

INTO JAPANESE

何を考えてるか分かってる南北戦争で髭を生やした狂人に追われるなんて信じられないなぜそんなにハンサムなの？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I know what you're thinking. I can't believe you're being chased by a madman with a beard in the Civil War. Why are you so handsome?