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So I have a problem. My best friend dumped me for this cool new girl who was a disgusting mess, but then for some reason she became popular. I don't have a best friend anymore and I'm raging. I wish that girl would have a seizure.

INTO JAPANESE

だから私には問題がある。親友に捨てられたのはクールな新入りの女の子で嫌な女の子だったけど何故か人気者になったもう親友がいないし、怒っている。あの子が発作を起こしたらいいのに。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

So I have a problem. My best friend abandoned me because I was a cool new girl and I hated her, but for some reason I no longer have a good friend and I'm angry. I wish she had a seizure.

INTO JAPANESE

だから私には問題がある。クールな新入生だったので親友に見捨てられ、嫌われていたのですが、なぜか親友がいなくなって怒っています。彼女が発作を起こしたらいいのに。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

So I have a problem. I was abandoned and hated by my best friend because I was a cool newcomer, but for some reason I am angry because my best friend is gone. I wish she had had a seizure.

INTO JAPANESE

だから私には問題がある。私はクールな新人だったので親友に見捨てられて嫌われていましたが、なぜか親友がいなくなって怒っています。彼女が発作を起こしたらよかったのに。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

So I have a problem. I was hated for being abandoned by my best friend because I was a cool newcomer, but I am angry because my best friend is gone for some reason. I wish she had had a seizure.

INTO JAPANESE

だから私には問題がある。私はクールな新人だったので親友に見捨てられるのを嫌がっていましたが、親友が何らかの理由でいなくなったので怒っています。彼女が発作を起こしたらよかったのに。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

So I have a problem. I hated being abandoned by my best friend because I was a cool newcomer, but I was angry because my best friend was gone for some reason. I wish she had had a seizure.

INTO JAPANESE

だから私には問題がある。私はクールな新人だったので親友に見捨てられるのは嫌でしたが、親友が何らかの理由でいなくなったので怒りました。彼女が発作を起こしたらよかったのに。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

So I have a problem. I hated being abandoned by my best friend because I was a cool newcomer, but I was angry because my best friend was gone for some reason. I wish she had had a seizure.