YOU SAID:

So I came to a cane with a pain in my brain thinking about you on the zoo chilling on the loo, lots of poo

INTO JAPANESE

それで私は動物園でトイレでくつろいでいるあなたのことを考えて頭が痛くて杖に来ました、たくさんのうんち

BACK INTO ENGLISH

So I came to the cane with a headache thinking of you relaxing in the toilet at the zoo, lots of poop

INTO JAPANESE

だから動物園のトイレでくつろいでる君のことを考えると頭が痛くて杖のところに来たよ、たくさんのうんち

BACK INTO ENGLISH

So when I think of you relaxing in the zoo toilet, my head hurts and I come to the cane, so much poop.

INTO JAPANESE

だから、あなたが動物園のトイレでくつろいでいるのを考えると、頭が痛くなり、うんちがたくさん出て杖につくのです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

So the thought of you lounging in a zoo bathroom gives me a headache and poops so much that it sticks to my cane.

INTO JAPANESE

だから、あなたが動物園のトイレでくつろいでいると思うと頭が痛くなり、杖にくっつくほどうんちをします。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

So the thought of you lounging in a zoo toilet gives me a headache and poops so much that it sticks to your cane.

INTO JAPANESE

だから、あなたが動物園のトイレでくつろいでいると思うと頭が痛くなり、杖にくっつくほどうんちをします。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

So the thought of you lounging in a zoo toilet gives me a headache and poops so much that it sticks to your cane.