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So basically i like swords and i am so bored and fish are pretty much squid and that means squid are pretty much fish and right now i could go for a pizza because i am famished

INTO JAPANESE

だから基本的には剣が好きで、私はとても退屈で、魚はほとんどイカです。つまり、イカはほとんど魚で、今は飢えているのでピザを食べに行くことができます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

So basically I like swords, I'm very bored and the fish is almost squid. In other words, squid are mostly fish, and now they are hungry, so you can go and eat pizza.

INTO JAPANESE

私は基本的に剣が好きでとても退屈で魚はほとんどイカですつまり、イカはほとんどが魚で、今はお腹が空いているので、ピザを食べに行くことができます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I basically like swords, I'm very bored, and the fish are almost squid, which means that the squid are mostly fish, and I'm hungry now, so I can go and eat pizza.

INTO JAPANESE

私は基本的に剣が好きでとても退屈で魚はほとんどイカですつまりイカはほとんどが魚で今はお腹が空いているのでピザを食べに行くことができます

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I basically like swords, and I'm very bored, and the fish are mostly squid, which means that squid are mostly fish, and now they're hungry, so they can go and eat pizza.

INTO JAPANESE

私は基本的に剣が好きでとても退屈しています魚はほとんどがイカですつまりイカはほとんどが魚で今はお腹が空いているのでピザを食べに行くことができます

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I basically like swords, and I'm very bored, because fish are mostly squid, which means squid are mostly fish, and I'm hungry, so I can go and eat pizza.

INTO JAPANESE

私は基本的に剣が好きでとても退屈していますなぜなら魚はほとんどがイカですつまりイカはほとんどが魚です私はお腹が空いているのでピザを食べに行くことができます

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I basically like swords, and I'm very bored, because fish are mostly squid, which means squid are mostly fish, and I'm hungry, so I can go and eat pizza.