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So a horse walks into a bar...

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だから馬がバーに入ってくる...

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That's why a horse comes into the bar ...

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だから、馬がバーに来るのは...

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So, the horse comes to the bar.

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だから、馬はバーになります。

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So the horse will be the bar.

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だから馬はバーになります。

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So the horse bar.

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だから馬バー。

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That's why horse bar.

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だからこそ、バーの馬です。

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That's why horse bar.