YOU SAID:
Snort as much as possible, it can't hurt you. Either way you gonna have good time, it's fun and it's safe.
INTO JAPANESE
可能な限りSnortして、あなたを傷つけません。いずれにしても楽しい時間を過ごすことができ、楽しく安全です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I snort as much as possible and I will not hurt you. In any case, I can have a good time, it is fun and safe.
INTO JAPANESE
私はできるだけたくさんのことをしています。あなたを傷つけることはありません。いずれにせよ、私は楽しい時間を過ごすことができます、それは楽しく安全です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Either way, it stinks.
INTO JAPANESE
いずれにせよ、臭いな
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Either way, it stinks.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.