YOU SAID:
SNIFF me bro. Btw I took your deodorant
INTO JAPANESE
SNIFF私の仲間。あなたのデオドラントを取った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
SNIFF my companion. I took your deodorant
INTO JAPANESE
SNIFF私の仲間。私はあなたのデオドラントを取った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
SNIFF my companion. I took your deodorant
That didn't even make that much sense in English.