YOU SAID:
Sneezing and farting will result in sharting.
INTO JAPANESE
くしゃみとおならはシャーティングになります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sneezing and farting become shutting.
INTO JAPANESE
くしゃみとおならがシャットアウトになります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sneeze and fart will be shut out.
INTO JAPANESE
くしゃみとおならをシャットアウトします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Shuts out sneezes and farts.
INTO JAPANESE
くしゃみとおならをシャットアウト。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Shut out sneezes and farts.
INTO JAPANESE
くしゃみとおならをシャットアウト。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Shut out sneezes and farts.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.