YOU SAID:
Snakes, why'd it have to be snakes?
INTO JAPANESE
ヘビ、なぜヘビでなければならないのですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Snake, why do you have to be a snake?
INTO JAPANESE
ヘビ、なぜあなたはヘビにならなければならないのですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Snake, why do you have to be a snake?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.