YOU SAID:
smearing diarrhea on the handle of a gun you made is vital mareting!
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが作った銃のハンドルに下痢を塗ることは重要な結婚です!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Applying diarrhea to the handle of the gun you made is an important marriage!
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが作った銃のハンドルに下痢を適用することは重要な結婚です!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Applying diarrhea to the handle of the gun you made is an important marriage!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.