YOU SAID:
Smack it with a hammer time!
INTO JAPANESE
ハンマータイムでそれを飲みなさい!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Drink it at Hammer time!
INTO JAPANESE
ハンマー時にそれを飲む!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hammer: drink it!
INTO JAPANESE
ハンマー: それを飲む!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hammer: drink it!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.