YOU SAID:
Slower then molasses going uphill in January
INTO JAPANESE
1月は糖蜜が上り坂より遅い
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Molasses is slower than uphill in January.
INTO JAPANESE
糖蜜は1月の上り坂よりも遅いです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Molasses is slower than January's uphill.
INTO JAPANESE
糖蜜は1月の上り坂よりも遅いです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Molasses is slower than January's uphill.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.