YOU SAID:
slightly soggy bread is delicious on a saturday if eaten correctly
INTO JAPANESE
正しく食べれば土曜日にやや湿ったパンは美味しいです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If it eats correctly, some damp bread is delicious on Saturday
INTO JAPANESE
正しく食べれば、土曜日は湿ったパンがおいしい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you eat properly, wet bread is delicious on Saturday
INTO JAPANESE
きちんと食べれば、土曜日は濡れたパンが美味しいです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you eat properly, wet bread is delicious on Saturday
That didn't even make that much sense in English.