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Sleep is my drug, my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police.
INTO JAPANESE
睡眠は私の薬、私のベッドは私のディーラー、私の目覚まし時計は警察。
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Sleep is my medication, my bed is my dealer, my alarm clock's police.
INTO JAPANESE
睡眠は私の薬を私のベッドは私のディーラーは、私の目覚まし時計の警察。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sleep is my dealer, my alarm clock police my bed is my drug.
INTO JAPANESE
睡眠は私のディーラーは、私の目覚まし時計の警察私のベッドは私の薬です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sleep is my drug police my alarm clock in my bed is my dealer.
INTO JAPANESE
睡眠は私のベッドで私の目覚まし時計、私のディーラー私の薬剤の警察です。
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Sleep is my alarm clock, and my dealer I drug police in my bed.
INTO JAPANESE
睡眠は私の目覚まし時計、私の私のベッドで警察を麻薬のディーラーです。
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Sleep is a drug dealer police on my alarm clock, I my bed.
INTO JAPANESE
睡眠は私の目覚まし時計、私は私のベッドで麻薬ディーラーの警察です。
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Sleep is a police drug dealers in my bed is my alarm clock, I.
INTO JAPANESE
睡眠は警察の麻薬の売人私のベッドで、私の目覚まし時計、私。
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Police drug dealers my bed at my alarm clock, I sleep.
INTO JAPANESE
警察麻薬ディーラー私の目覚まし時計、私のベッドは、寝る。
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Police drug dealers my alarm clock, and my bed is to sleep.
INTO JAPANESE
警察は麻薬ディーラー私の目覚まし時計、私のベッドは寝るです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Police sleep drug dealer my alarm clock, and my bed is.
INTO JAPANESE
警察睡眠薬ディーラー私は目覚まし時計と私のベッドは。
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Police sleep drug dealers I alarm clock and my bed.
INTO JAPANESE
警察は麻薬の売人のアラーム時計と私のベッドの私をスリープ状態します。
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Police drug dealer alarm clock and my bed I sleep.
INTO JAPANESE
警察麻薬ディーラーの目覚まし時計、私のベッドは、寝る。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Police drug dealer's alarm clock, my bed is to sleep.
INTO JAPANESE
警察は麻薬ディーラーの目覚まし時計、私のベッドは眠りに。
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To police drug dealer's alarm clock, my bed is sleep.
INTO JAPANESE
警察は麻薬の売人の目覚まし時計、私のベッドは睡眠です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Police drug dealer's alarm clock, my bed is sleep.
INTO JAPANESE
警察は麻薬ディーラーの目覚まし時計、私のベッドは睡眠です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Police drug dealer's alarm clock, my bed is sleep.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.