YOU SAID:
Slap the face on the front porch for a second time
INTO JAPANESE
フロントポーチの顔を2度目に叩く
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hit the front porch face a second time
INTO JAPANESE
フロントポーチの顔をもう一度打つ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hit the face of the front porch once more
INTO JAPANESE
フロントポーチの顔をもう一度打つ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hit the face of the front porch once more
Come on, you can do better than that.