YOU SAID:
Slap my stick and jiggle my bares
INTO JAPANESE
私の棒を叩き、私の裸を揺さぶる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hit my stick and shake my nakedness
INTO JAPANESE
スティックを叩いて裸を振る
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hit the stick and shake naked
INTO JAPANESE
スティックを叩いて裸で振る
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hit the stick and shake it naked
INTO JAPANESE
スティックを叩いて裸で振る
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hit the stick and shake it naked
That didn't even make that much sense in English.