YOU SAID:
Slap my legs real bad or I come attack you
INTO JAPANESE
私の足を本当に悪く平手打ちするか、私はあなたを攻撃しに来る
BACK INTO ENGLISH
struck my feet really bad or I'll come to attack you
INTO JAPANESE
私の足を本当に悪く打ったか、私はあなたを攻撃しに来ます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
hit my foot really bad or i'll come to attack you
INTO JAPANESE
私の足を本当に悪く打つか、私はあなたを攻撃するために来ます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
hit my feet really bad or i'll come to attack you
INTO JAPANESE
私の足を本当に悪く打つか、私はあなたを攻撃するために来ます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
hit my feet really bad or i'll come to attack you
That didn't even make that much sense in English.