YOU SAID:
Slap me around and call me Susan
INTO JAPANESE
私を平手打ちしてスーザンと呼ぶ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He struck me with a hand and called me Susan.
INTO JAPANESE
彼は私を手で殴り、私をスーザンと呼んだ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He hit me with his hand and called me Susan.
INTO JAPANESE
彼は私を手で殴り、私をスーザンと呼んだ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He hit me with his hand and called me Susan.
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