YOU SAID:
slap children because they are crying ha ha i'm evil
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彼らは泣いているので子供たちを平手打ちします
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Slap the kids because they are crying
INTO JAPANESE
彼らは泣いているので子供たちを平手打ち
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Slap kids because they are crying
INTO JAPANESE
彼らは泣いているので子供を平手打ち
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Slap the kids because they are crying
INTO JAPANESE
彼らは泣いているので子供たちを平手打ち
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Slap kids because they are crying
INTO JAPANESE
彼らは泣いているので子供を平手打ち
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