YOU SAID:
slap a horse with your hose
INTO JAPANESE
あなたのホースを持つ馬を平手打ち
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Horse with your hose was slap
INTO JAPANESE
あなたのホースを持つ馬は平手打ち
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Horses with your hose was slap
INTO JAPANESE
あなたのホースを持つ馬は平手打ち
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Horses with your hose was slap
You should move to Japan!