YOU SAID:
Slam my head into the door, please
INTO JAPANESE
ください、ドアに頭を激突します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
And the hit the head on the door.
INTO JAPANESE
ドアに頭ヒット。
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Hit the head on the door.
INTO JAPANESE
ドアに頭をぶつけます。
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Against the head on the door.
INTO JAPANESE
ドアに頭。
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Head to the door.
INTO JAPANESE
ドアに!
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Head to the door!
INTO JAPANESE
ドアに!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Head to the door!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.