YOU SAID:
Slackers stick to the stickiest stuff sticking on the stairs.
INTO JAPANESE
怠け者は階段に付着している最も粘着性のあるものに付着します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Lazy people stick to the most sticky things that stick to the stairs.
INTO JAPANESE
怠惰な人々は、階段に固執する最も粘着性のあるものに固執します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Lazy people stick to the most sticky things that stick to the stairs.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.