YOU SAID:
Six was afraid of seven because seven eight (ate) nine. But why did seven eat nine? Because you’re supposed to eat three squared meals a day.
INTO JAPANESE
セブンエイト(食べた)ナインだったので、シックスはセブンを恐れていた。しかし、なぜ7人が9人を食べたのでしょうか。あなたは一日に三乗の食事を食べることになっているからです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Six was afraid of Seven because it was Seven Eight (eaten) Nine. But why did 7 people eat 9 people? Because you are supposed to eat a cube root meal a day.
INTO JAPANESE
セブンエイト(食べられた)ナインだったので、シックスはセブンを恐れていました。しかし、なぜ7人が9人を食べたのでしょうか。あなたは一日に立方根の食事を食べることになっているからです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Six was afraid of Seven because it was Seven Eight (eaten) Nine. But why did 7 people eat 9 people? Because you are supposed to eat a cube root meal a day.
That's deep, man.