YOU SAID:

sitting on the dark and pondering how im fit to make the bottom fall through the floor and they all fall down

INTO JAPANESE

暗闇に座って、底が床を突き抜けて全員が倒れるのに自分がどれほど適しているかを考えている

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm sitting in the dark thinking about how good I am for the bottom to fall through the floor and we all fall.

INTO JAPANESE

私は暗闇の中で座って、お尻が床を突き抜けてみんなが落ちても大丈夫だと考えています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm sitting in the dark thinking it's okay if my butt goes through the floor and we all fall.

INTO JAPANESE

私はお尻が床を突き抜けてみんなが落ちても大丈夫だと暗闇の中で座っています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm sitting in the dark thinking it's okay if my butt goes through the floor and we all fall.