YOU SAID:
sit on this and don't tell anyone
INTO JAPANESE
これに座って誰にも言わないで
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sit down and do n’t tell anyone
INTO JAPANESE
座って誰にも言わない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sit and tell nobody
INTO JAPANESE
座って誰にも言わない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sit and tell nobody
That didn't even make that much sense in English.