YOU SAID:
siri, my eardrum is bothering me
INTO JAPANESE
シリ、私の鼓膜は、私を悩ませています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Siri, my eardrums will has bugging me.
INTO JAPANESE
シリ、私の鼓膜は、私を悩ませてします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Siri,, my eardrum is bothering me.
INTO JAPANESE
シリ、私の鼓膜は、私を悩ませています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Siri, my eardrums will has bugging me.
INTO JAPANESE
シリ、私の鼓膜は、私を悩ませてします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Siri,, my eardrum is bothering me.
it is unlikely that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium