YOU SAID:
Sire, i must urinate in thy bathroom
INTO JAPANESE
父よ、私はあなたのトイレで排尿しなければなりません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Father, I have to urinate in your toilet
INTO JAPANESE
お父さん、私はあなたのトイレで排尿しなければなりません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dad, I have to urinate in your toilet
INTO JAPANESE
お父さん、私はあなたのトイレで排尿しなければなりません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dad, I have to urinate in your toilet
That didn't even make that much sense in English.