YOU SAID:
Sir, you've got to stop masturbating.
INTO JAPANESE
サー、あなたは自慰行為を停止するんです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm going to stop masturbating you, Sir.
INTO JAPANESE
私は場合は、サーを自慰行為を停止するつもりです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I if you are going to stop masturbating, Sir.
INTO JAPANESE
私は、卿の自慰行為を停止している場合。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I stopped masturbating for the Lord.
INTO JAPANESE
主に自慰行為をやめた場合
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If the Lord stopped masturbating
INTO JAPANESE
主は、自慰行為を停止した場合
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If he stops masturbating
INTO JAPANESE
彼が自慰行為を停止した場合
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If he stops masturbating
That didn't even make that much sense in English.