YOU SAID:

Sir, you appear to have a very severe case of... baby voice.

INTO JAPANESE

診たところ、とても重度の エロエロ病のようですな

BACK INTO ENGLISH

You seem to have a very bad case of morbid erotica.

INTO JAPANESE

診たところ、とても重度の エロエロ病のようですな

BACK INTO ENGLISH

You seem to have a very bad case of morbid erotica.