YOU SAID:
Sir, don't you see that I am your dishwater?
INTO JAPANESE
サー、私があなたの食用水であることがわかりませんか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sir, don't you know I'm your edible water?
INTO JAPANESE
サー、私があなたの食用水だと知らないの?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sir, don't you know I'm your edible water?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.