YOU SAID:
sigurd is sitting on the toilet eating a sandwich that he stole from an orphan that was beating him him in pvp minecraft
INTO JAPANESE
シグルドはトイレに座ってサンドイッチを食べている
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sigurd is sitting on the toilet and eating a sandwich
INTO JAPANESE
シグルドはトイレに座ってサンドイッチを食べています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sigurd is sitting on the toilet and eating a sandwich
You've done this before, haven't you.