YOU SAID:
Sicker than your average. Papa twist cabbage off instinct.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたの平均よりも病気です。パパは本能からキャベツをひねります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm sick than your average. Daddy twists the cabbage from his instinct.
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたの平均より病気です。パパは本能からキャベツをひねります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm sick than your average. Daddy twists the cabbage from his instinct.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.