YOU SAID:
Shut up! I’ll slap you if you don’t stop talking about my farting feet
INTO JAPANESE
黙れ！あなたが私のおならの足について話すのを止めないならば、私はあなたを叩くでしょう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Shut up! I will strike you if you do not stop talking about my farts feet
INTO JAPANESE
黙れ！あなたが私のおならの話を止めないならば、私はあなたを打つだろう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Shut up! If you do not stop talking about my fart, I will beat you
INTO JAPANESE
黙れ！私のおならの話をやめないなら、私はあなたを打つだろう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Shut up! If you do not stop talking about my fart, I will beat you
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
