YOU SAID:
*shrugs* If every pork chop were perfect—
INTO JAPANESE
*シュラッグス*すべてのポークチョップが完璧だった場合は、
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If all the pork chops were perfect,
INTO JAPANESE
すべてのポークチョップが完璧だったら、
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If all the pork chops were perfect
INTO JAPANESE
すべてのポークチョップが完璧だった場合
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If all the pork chops were perfect
That didn't even make that much sense in English.